if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
(via letoile-filante)
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
(via laughcentre)
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
REINDEERS
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
pasta
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
(Source: spankmeniall, via orgasmic-humor)